Posts by Billy the Ex-Bethelite

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Crazy stupid bible, found another problem concerning Jesus death story, and its funny too

by Crazyguy in

matthew 27:50-54new international version (niv).

50 and when jesus had cried out again in a loud voice, he gave up his spirit.. 51 at that moment the curtain of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom.

the earth shook, the rocks split 52 and the tombs broke open.

Billy the Ex-Bethelite

"It just so happens that your friend here is only 'mostly dead'. There's a big difference between 'mostly dead' and 'all dead'."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9tAKLTktY0

Princess Bride is much better written than the Bible.

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A new low in public shaming (and groveling)

by Captain Schmideo2 in

jw
friends

a local elderette at my former hall (the same type person who posts selfies while out in "service") posted this public admonishment.

the responses are so pathetic.

these are all adults, but they still act like scared children:.

Ah, the good ole KH clean-up day. I remember times when there would be so many dubs show up, bringing breakfast, donuts, coffee, and snacks. Turnout was usually good if it was scheduled to start in the morning, so it was a way to get out of serve-us guilt-free. There were lots of kids running and playing. It was funny how some stuff kinda got cleaned up, repaired, and painted, but overall, the end of the day often found most of the area dirtier than when we started. And some of dad's tools were usually missing.

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First Post and Using the memorial to wake up family members

by dgeero in

jw
friends

this is my first post here though i've been a long time lurker.

my story in a nutshell:.

started having doubts after the new silver sword and watchtower study regarding overlapping generations.

Billy the Ex-Bethelite

Welcome!

It's hard to predict what, if anything, will cause someone to finally awaken to TTATT. Dubs like my parents are of the mentality, "where else would we go?" They see many of the flaws in the bOrg, but they are already so invested that they can't just leave.

To use a very Watchtoweresque illustration, WT is like a house on fire. While we're ready to head outside into the unknown and leave behind all our WT investments of time, energy, and money, others are still sitting inside that burning house. They reason, "I can't leave here until there is a newer and better home for me to move into. I've invested so much time, money, and energy in WT that I can't just leave it all. Sure, lots of the original structure has burned to the ground, but the GB just installed wifi and a video projector. Why don't you come back inside and join us for tonight's "pass the wine and crackers" party?"

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Too many partakers in the org? Help is on the way!

by Billy the Ex-Bethelite in

is someone in your congregation confused?

coming soon to the local congregations:.

anointification neutralizer100 suppositories.

Billy the Ex-Bethelite

"Millions Will Attend WILL YOU?"

Thousands Will Partake (perhaps tens of thousands will partake) WILL YOU?

Billions Won't Attend... and we will find more interesting things to do on a Friday night.

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Attending memorial tomorrow?

by Ghiagirl in

this is my first year i will not attend memorial.

to be honest if it wasn't for my husband i would probably be going still.

he says what's the point, don't be one of those people who doesn't give a sh** but just shows there face once a year.

Billy the Ex-Bethelite

I was thinking about going to the Memorial, but then I checked my "to do" list:

I've got chips that need to be eaten.
There's Netflix, so many shows that I need to watch.
I've got beer in the fridge. They're not going to drink themselves.

I just have too much to do! I don't have the time and energy to go to the Deny Jesus Party this year... or any year in the future for that matter.

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It's time to say goodbye to JWD - I sold it !

by Simon in

a week or so ago i posted that the forum was 15 years old (15 years of jehovahs-witness.com) and hinted that there may be some news to announce about the site:.

i also may have some other news to share soon about the future of the site so stay posted.

well, now i can announce it - i sold it !.

Billy the Ex-Bethelite

but after 15 years I think I need to put my family's future first and I doubt anyone else would ever pay what they were willing to for it.

Here's Br. Lett (you can recognize him by his eyebrows and pinky ring) making his final offer:

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Just another experience

by bradford in

i just wanted to add another piece to the puzzle that is the exile from the organization.

a little background about myself first.

i was not born into the religion, technically.

Billy the Ex-Bethelite

Welcome!

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2015 DC Invitation

by pixel in

you saw it here first!.

Billy the Ex-Bethelite

steve2: "And now its about...why Jesus came? "

Okay, that made me laugh! Am I that "dirty-minded"?

WT was very careful to word it "Why did Jesus come to Earth?" [italics mine]

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"Moses, by far the meekest and most humble person" ??

by stuckinarut2 in

seriously, how can it be ok for someone to say of themselves that they are "by far the meekest and most humble person" on the earth?.

numbers 12:3 'now the man moses was by far the meekest of all the men on the face of the earth'.

yes, moses was so humble that he told everyone about it!!?!.

Billy the Ex-Bethelite

"Maybe Moses was the meekest and most humble until I came along." -- ToMo3

"Step back Tony the Tiger, because when it comes to humility... I'm #1 !!!" -- Lett

"Wrongo Stephie-boy! I'm the modestest person anyone may ever be privileged to meet... EVER!" -- Losch

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2 More March 2015 BOEs!

by Atlantis in

more march 2015 boes!..

click the link below and then click the green download button.. .. 2015 march 20, boe.

(re: the final week of jesus life on earth).

Billy the Ex-Bethelite

This brings us back to what the acronym JW really stands for...

Janitor's World